Just That Random

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

(Source: the-pietriarchy, via ruinedchildhood)

bikinipowerbottom:

Dear autocorrect, at no point did I want to type “ducking” and you know that

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

Me: ok…

Mom: *comes home early*

Me:image

(via stuckin8bit)

nailpolish-dolly:

please send me a number! ♥

nailpolish-dolly:

please send me a number! ♥

(via nailpolish-dolly)

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

(via stuckin8bit)

just-the-way-you-arent:

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

ok how can you not reblog this

just-the-way-you-arent:

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

ok how can you not reblog this

(Source: catleecious, via kidwithachalkboard)

ivycallum:

When a teacher tells you to be quiet half way through your sentence.

ivycallum:

When a teacher tells you to be quiet half way through your sentence.

(via ruinedchildhood)

amiauron:

Let’s take a selfie and post it on fb. Daddy doesn’t know anything about computers, he won’t find it.

amiauron:

Let’s take a selfie and post it on fb. Daddy doesn’t know anything about computers, he won’t find it.